Man cannot live on chocolate alone; but woman sure can.

Among life's mysteries is how a two pound box of chocolate can make a woman gain five pounds.

The 12-step chocoholics program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!

Stress wouldn’t be so hard to take if it were chocolate covered.

If it ain't chocolate, it ain't breakfast!

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment.

There’s more to life than chocolate, but not right now

There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE

Life is like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're going to get.

Exercise is a dirty word... Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

I don't understand why so many "so called" chocolate lovers complain about the calories in chocolate, when all true chocoholics know that it is a vegetable. It comes from the cocoa bean, beans are veggies, 'nuff said.

The largest chocolate bar ever manufactured weighed 5,026 pounds and was exhibited by Elah-Dufour United Food Companies at Eurochocolate in Turin, Italy in March 2000.

The largest box of chocolates ever made was a Frango mint chocolates box weighing 3,226 pounds created by Marshall Field’s, Chicago, Illinois, on November 14,2002. The box contained 90,090 individual chocolates.

On April 4, 1996, the Rotary Club of Piet Retief, KwaZulu-Natal, South Africa, made a chocolate and marshmallow Easter egg which was just over 25 feet high. The egg weighed 8,968 pounds and was supported by an internal steel frame.

The Northwest Fudge Factory in Ontario, Canada, created a slab of fudge that weighed 2,002 pounds, making it the record-holding largest slab of fudge. The chocolate-and-vanilla-swirl fudge measured 166 feet long and 9 feet wide and 3 inches high. The fudge took a total of 86 hours to prepare and 13 individuals to pour it into shape.